What has a humpback whale done for anyone recently?  Nothing but remind us how retarded they really are.  I’m sure everyone has heard about the story regarding two wayward whales traveling up the Sacramento River about a month ago.  The episode created quite a stir in the hippie community about how we should help these poor beasts who got hit by a propeller (maybe they can protest until congress passes a whale helmet law).  In order to help authorities set up a series of sound recordings to attract the whales back to the ocean.  Did it work? NO they swam the opposite way, I think that a Bjork cd was playing instead.  That would scare anything!          

         The true problem with these whales is that it cost Californians millions of dollars.  Some of the agencies wasting resources on the whales are NOAA, the California Department of Fish and Game, the U.S. Coast Guard, the California governor’s Office of Emergency Services as well as local police and fire departments.  I hate to work in the department that got its budget cut by whales.  Imagine being laid off work; lose your house, car, and dignity so a whale is ok.  The blow would be lessened if the whales were of a superior intellect that could benefit the human race, but these two can’t even find the largest ocean in the world.  Governor Arnold should have terminated the beasts and fed the poor with the abundant meat.  Everyone wins in that scenario.  BATHE THE HIPPIES!!!!