What has America become?  We are a nation that tells our children mediocrity is ok.  No one should be singled out for excellence: everyone wins just for trying.  My son came home from school yesterday and I asked him about his day.  After a few minutes of general banter he relates his experiences in gym class.  Apparently the school system has a problem with athletics and therefore has “progressed” to promote pussification.  He will be spending his year playing with ribbons, going for walks, and bouncing a ball to himself. 

 

Right now you must be asking yourself “What does this have to do with hippies?”  The correlation is hippies are even becoming weaker.  Instead of having marches many hippie organizations are utilizing Virtual Marches.  It may be that their legs have become so brittle that a mile march would leave them crippled.  God forbid they actually have to get off their smelly couch, put down the bong, and go out. 

 

The hippies are even celebrating their pansification.  The Human Society is fighting the good fight against cruelty to hens.  They have decided to target Wendy’s.  No don’t bother trying to stop the millions of cows that meet their delicious end at the hands of the fast-food giant.  They even go on to congratulate Burger King in the article.  Talk about a complete waste of time and energy.  Maybe the hens enjoy the cramped living space or even the closeness of the walls aids in depositing the eggs. 

So to summarize the hippies are becoming a group that not worth fighting only pity.  Instead of ranting about their hypocrisies and expanding the cracks in their logic we should pat them on the head tell them “everyone is a winner,” and move toward something relevant in the world.