This is a collection of topics that were not large enough to warrant their own blog.  Some are meant to entertain, some to teach, and others to vilify.  This is only Volume I. 

ACCEPTANCE

           

            Why is it that society is forcing us to accept everyone?  GLAAD instructs us that being gay is natural.  PETA informs us that animals should be treated like humans.  NAMBLA tells us that men have a natural attraction to boys and should therefore be accepted.  Here is their mission statement, “Our goal is to end the oppression of men and boys who have freely chosen, mutually consensual relationships.”  If I am being forced to accept the man who looks like Alice Cooper but wears a dress why can’t these same individuals accept me?           

 I love eating meat.  I couldn’t care less about the impact we are having on the earth.  I detest hippies; hell I started a blog to tell you that.  I don’t care if terrorists have rights or are slaughtered by the thousand.  STOP TRYING TO CHANGE ME!!  If you can’t adopt a kid because you’re gay, that is the consequence of your actions.  If you have tattoos or piercings all over your face it will be harder to find a job, dumbass.  I am fat therefore I will not get a job as a model.  Do I cry about it?  No, I made the decision to eat an entire pizza or a box of swiss cake rolls.  Racial profiling is a good idea.  The statistics are Muslim extremists are trying to blow us up; they should all be strip-searched.  Fat people should be forced to pay more at a buffet.  It’s life people deal with it.     

           

TORTURE

             Hippies should be rounded up and tortured.  Not in the normal definition of the word.  Their torture would be shaving of the head and baths.  A little delousing wouldn’t hurt either.  Why must they think dreadlocks are cool?  “Lets clump our hair into bunches so we can keep our lice warm.  The lice have a right to life.”  

 GREEN            

 They have now gone too far.  Why must everything be green?  There is a new fad called the global warming diet.  This lunacy states that if we walk instead of drive the earth will die slower.  Fuck you I love my car.  Another edict of the diet is to eat less red meat.  Less cows being slaughtered means less energy it takes to slice them up and less trucks needed to drive them to the market.   The liberals who last year hated Christmas but eventually lost that battle have redirected their efforts to make Christmas green.  They promote renting a living tree, wrapping your presents in magazines, and forgoing cards.  Christmas should be sacred, not for religious because fuck Jesus, but for the promotion of family ties.