I was looking at my blog today and realized that I haven’t written a new entry since December.  The fact of the matter is, nothing is happening.  The hippies are relatively quiet and the major media outlets are generally ignoring their insane rants.  The election is taking up too much of their time to fit in how we are destroying the planet.  This is a great era to live in just not a great for a hippie hating blog.  All their patchouli power is being used to prop up a candidate that can’t possibly win the election.  When you hate America it is pretty hard to become president. 

 

My blogging nemesis, Robb, is wasting his time writing about snow and backpacks; no useful material will come from there.  I am dying for stories.  There was a glimmer of news when a few mansions were torched, but no continuation.  Man I haven’t seen a hippie crying over a dead cockroach in weeks.  Maybe my blog has turned the tide?  Even I am not enough of an egomaniac to admit that.  I am yearning to criticize and belittle.

 

PETA has a story about their “victories” that entails getting Chipotle to change a supplier or two, and saving an elephant for having to be put in a huge bubble.  WOW that is amazing work!!!

 

On a side note a mighty hippie-hating warrior has left my ranks to join another evil corporation that plunders the forests and rapes the oceans.  Continue the good fight you will be missed. 

 

When the next battle begins you, my loyal readers, will be once again immersed in new posts.  If anyone has stories they wish to contribute or items they wish me to comment on please share.  I am also wondering what people’s favorite post is, leave a comment.