Due to the overwhelming outcry, I have finally decided to re-release my most personal blog to date.  I wrote this entry in about one minute at midnight when I was quite upset.  Some of you might realize that I am speaking about you. I mention no names or specific events so you need not worry of reprisals from my loyal readers.  So without further mundane bullshit here it is.

To whom it may concern, this is my official notice that I am disassociating myself with the human race.   The obvious exceptions being my immediate family and those duties required of my job.  I am tired of the day-to-day crap.  The idle chatter, the gossip, and the groups are slowly driving my insane.  I want out!  The more I tried for acceptance, for I accept all others with the exception of hippies, I realized that I didn’t want to be accepted.  How fucking hypocritical is that.  

 

I am unsure whether the blog will continue or not.  I must discover if its purpose is an outlet for me or for my loyal three readers.  Three may be stretching it!  I am also unsure how long this journey will take me and if I ever truly want to reenter society.  I fully anticipate all those who act as my friend or acquaintance to shun me.  It is ok, you will not miss me; find another fat guy who makes funny and most of the time inappropriate comments.  I am the spare tire who is only needed in emergencies.  I have accepted my role for far too long and I am finally free.  I am intrigued at the outcome of my experiment.  Who knows I might find that the drivel is the key to my happy existence, or I might find that it was a complete waste of time. 

 

So instead of wasting everyone’s time I will end this in the appropriate way

 

FUCK OFF!!